Friday, 29 May 2009

Jupiter Spa and Resort - Goa

Woa, am I excited about this one.  Generally, if you pay for two star and you get one and a half you are pretty pissed off but what if you pay for five star and you get less than two then you are really pissed.  Using our patented, trademarked and copyrighted system of rating hotels this five star resort (and spa) recieves a TripAdvisor rating of 1.83 stars from the reviewers and therefore has a whopping score of -3.17. (This used to be called the Clarion - I guess they need to change the name periodically.)

"we can only repeat and underline what fellow travellers said (details below). On top of it, about 400 US$ in cash were stolen out of our luggage as the en-suite safe did not work properly and we had to hide our money in a laundry bag - we clearly had no confidence to leave the money with the highly chaotic reception. We have been travelling in India many times before, and never experienced a theft. At the end of our stay, they also presented us with a faked invoice for drinks (faked signature, and orders we had never made) which we refused to pay. Interestingly, no further attempt was made to claim the money.

Rooms and beach facilities:
Wet walls, incredibly dirty bed-linen, missing towels, no hot water, leaking water-taps and toilet flush, water-kettle disfunctional and not replaced, ensuite safe not working, litter all around. Resort's private beach is dirty, full of litter, not enough armchairs and sun umbrellas. 

Service:
Local management and, with few exceptions, staff, are arrogant, idle and lazy. Worst are the "security guides" on the beach. Some examples: Two hours discussions before an umbrella on the beach was installed, five attempts until a taxi arrived."

"It was like living in dracula den, unhegenic, black atmosphere and the management very unfriendly, we were disgusted to see a hotel like that in goa especially that it is such a beautiful place."

"This was one of the worst hotel i have ever stayed in...everything was unorganised to the core....no basic facilities available..the rooms were stinking to the core....bathroom was leaking...the housekeeping services were pathetic.. the food was horrible...i would suggest a road side food in bombay would taste better than the food served in the hotel...
My suggestion to all is avoid this hotel as u will curse ur self for making a reservation in this hotel."

"This was the worst resort we have ever had. The rooms are stinking and old. A lot more guests were complaining. The kitchen manager was eating out of the serving bowls. Our booking was for 3 nights. We stayed one night and the next day went to Radisson a few miles down. Never again!!"

"The color of the Hotel...BLACK ! for really a black Holiday !
Terrible , overall I would say this is the worst Hotel we staid in Goa. ( 5 times )
Bad service , The room STUNK , Bad Management !"

"No drinking water was provided in the rooms. After some fights, we managed to get some and that too in the form of water in unsealed mineral water bottles. Such matter of hygiene would not go down well with the international tourist websites who look for feed backs by tourists.
No towels were provided in the rooms despite repeated requests to the General Manager.
The most objectionable were 2 episodes of the waiters filling waters in used unwashed glasses at the buffet table and no response to complaining to the management."

"I was excited to go to GOA for a weekend. Travel House told us that this was a 5 star resort. I was charged $230.00 US. I arrived and asked to see the room I was given. I WAS APPALLED! IT STUNK of mildew. Paint was chipping off the walls. I said I would not stay in that room and asked to see another. After about 6 rooms I knew I had no choice but to just stay since it was already past 6:00 pm. 
Every room stunk of mildew. There was old furniture. Paint chipping off the walls. Stains on the walls. My sheets were ripped and with stain marks. Stains in the entry way and disgusting entry rugs. Dirty windows. The place should not have a rating...that's how bad these rooms were. The mildew is enough to make someone sick. It probably should've been worth $30.00- like a RED ROOF INN... 
Then when I checked out, they tried to say that I had ordered a bottle of wine. I refused to pay and said that they should be paying me to stay in that room. "

"The Clarion does not deserve a single star rating for the terrible state of the hotel. The room given to me had a huge leakage stain on the wall. The counter was dirty. The cooking area in the open air restaurant was dirty and the service in the restaurant was a big disappointment. 

The pool is dirty. People have their meals around the pool and the food enters the water. 

The waiters are untrained and apprentices run the hotel.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS HOTEL AT ALL COSTS!!!"


Geneva Hotel & Suites - Miami

Ok, I thought I'd give America a punt; can't be worse than Magaluff, can it?  It turns out we have a new yard-stick.  The Geneva Hotel & Suites is a 2 star hotel with a woeful 1.21 rating from the reviwers at TripAdvisor.  This gives the hotel an overall score of -0.79.

Maybe Americans are just more picky than Europeans, decide for yourself:

"To keep it simple: just don't go here! The worst place I have ever seen, EVER! I've seen some bad hotels in my time, but this place is the worst. Unfriendly clerks, dirty, smelly, just a complete dump. The best thing is that I got a telephone bill of nearly $ 40 although I didn't use the phone to place a phone call once. Everytime somebody tried to call me the clerks wouldn't/couldn't connect it to my room and for that I got billed nearly 40 dollars! A bunch of crooks run this place. Just don't go here!!!!!!"

"if you want to regret ever visiting south beach stay here because they had the worst rooms and service. the clerk a old blond lady told us one price we left went to the atm and 15 minutes later it jumped 30 dollars, then after spending around $200 to get a room i went to the room and i couldn't take my shoes off because the carpet was so dirty and i didn't take my clothes off when i slept. the next day we went for breakfast came back at checkout time and they changed the lock, held our luggage captive for another $100. I hate that place and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy."

"Luckily we haven't book it but just walked in ...to be literally attacked but some drunk clerk- can you believe it happens in Miami? ...we decided to see the room just to see how wrong can it be : horrible bathroom with all kinds of germs / disguisting bed with torn linen / no day light in a romm/ broken A/C / smelly place - anyway, after visting 40 countries and living in strange conditions I have never see sth like it in a so-called civilised world. BEWARE and don't even waiste your time !"

"We booked out room at the parisian. This was not a cheap deal but because of the location we thought it would be ok. We could not have been more wrong. I could say alot about this place, but the thing that horrifys me most is the bed bugs. We were bitten ALL over and my partner picked one out of my hair, it burst and his hand was covered in blood- dont know whos! avoid this place."

"Id rather spend the night in jail, by far the worst place i have ever steped foot in let along attempted to stay the night in this poor excuse for 4 walls and a ceiling."

"this hotel was the worst hotel ever, it was dirty and the customer service was horrible. there were many stains on the floor and blood stains on the bed sheets, mold on the shower curtains. the customer service was BAD, every time we needed assistance, they would get an attitude and take forever. I would never recommend this hotel to anyone EVER!!!"

"We had paper thin walls. We had a door that wouldn't even LATCH, let alone LOCK. We had a bathroom with a burned out bulb, so we had to shower in the dark. We had a view of a concrete wall. What more could you want? On a serious note, we decided on it to save money. Please oh please spring the extra $20-$30 per night and stay somewhere nicer. Anywhere. Don't make the same mistake I did."

"We stayed there because our original plans to stay with a friend didn't work out. Over the phone they told us the room was $250 per night. When we checked in they wanted $300. We argued and got it down to $250....still a total rip off but we booked for the whole week.

The beds were gross, uncomfortable and noisy. The window had a gap around the frame so you could always hear the outside noise. Plus the walls were paper thin. There was a buzzing noise about every 10 minutes....really annoying. The room was divided into two rooms and one room didn't have a light or a lamp. Even the room with the lamp was very dim. We checked out the next morning. We didn't even have a place to stay yet and everything else was sold out but we were not staying there another night."

"When Robbie the Robot muttered those words, you knew something terrible was about to happen. Well, if you check into this hotel, you can be sure terrible things will happen.

I booked 3 nights through one of the services where you find out where you stay after you pay your money. (NEVER AGAIN!!!) I didn't want much, just a place to crash for 3 nights and hang my hat. I could not do either in this hotel. It was so bad, I checked out after one night and ate 2 nights room rent.

When they say "walls like paper", they mean it here. I could hear just normal conversation in the rooms on each side. It might have been interesting if I could understand Spanish. People were trampling up and down the hallway all night. Either they were very loud and had very heavy shoes or the door was as thin as the walls.

The room was smaller than a jail cell and decorated about the same. 
Come to think of it, most jail cells I see in movies are decorated more than this room. At least jail prisoners can write graffiti on the walls. These were 4 bare white walls without any color, pictures or anything else. The view from the window of the door on the hotel room next door was lovely.

There was no place to put my bag other than on the floor. There was no cabinet of any kind in the bathroom to put my toiletry bag on.

But the topper was when I pulled the (very light) blanket back and saw only one sheet. I guess it was supposed to be a top sheet since it wasn't fitted. In retrospect I guess I am glad that the one blanket was so light since the AC unit barely had any effect at all. Hot as ____ all night sleeping first on a sheet with just a blanket over me and then I got so hot that I tried to sleep on the bare mattress with just the sheet over me. Obviously I did not sleep well when you add all these factors.

But I had been partying and said nothing to the front desk. I would have been brushed off as just another drunk.

Then I tried to get breakfast the next morning. According to the desk clerk when I checked in, there was breakfast between 7 and 11am. That sounded pretty good as I wanted to get up early, have a light breakfast and hit the beach before it got crowded and hot. So I struggled to the lobby at 7am to see a microwave on a counter along side a coffee pot (but no coffee). No sign of food. I asked the desk clerk about breakfast. He told me breakfast was from 8 to 10. I would have been too late for good beach time. Based on what I had seen so far, I decided I didn't want to wait an hour and find out what "breakfast" constituted. 
So I went out for breakfast and the beach, made a phone call, found another place to stay the next 2 nights, came back and checked out.

The desk clerk acted as if he had never had anyone express any concerns about the hotel before. Rather than get into a long discussion, I just checked out and told him he could try staying in my room one night if he could.

There were a couple othjer small items: No phone book. Not even a Bible it the drawer (I guess this place is even beneath the Gideons), most TV stations did not work, no pen or paper for writing, etc, etc.

Oh yeah, the floor was coming up in the bathroom.

As I said, "Warning, warning....""

Is this the worst hotel yet?  Nominate your favourite using the comments section.  And, as always you can see the actual reviews for the hotel here; someone actually gave it a "very good", 28 others disagreed.

Thursday, 28 May 2009

TRH Palmanova - Palma Nova

This one has some really funny reviews, it is a three star hotel with a 2.48 rating on TripAdvisor giving it a score of -0.52.  I for one am never going to Magaluff for a holiday after this one:

"In all my years of travelling i have never experianced such an alwful place.If any travel agency tells you that this hotel is suitable for families or anyone over the age of 25, i sugest you laught in their face!!! And i am not old
I was part of a hen group and we were assured that this hotel was in Palma Nova and was quite(biggest lie ever).The place was bedlam,from 4am every morning there would be screaming and shouting people banging on doors throwing bottles and running around naked, and i can assure you that the sites were not pretty.
Everynight people would ring security(one guy) to come and sort out the problem,but one guy can,t do alot.Most people were walking around sleep deprived.Management just shrugged their shoulders and said what do you expect. Saftey thats what.
The hotel was just down the road from the strip,where people were urinating in the streets, vomitting,and lying passed out in the road, i can say that it really made me feel proud to be British (NOT).
If you take speed,like a knocking shop,and are a yob this is the place for you, for everyone else stay well clear."

"Just back from here today and so relieved to be away from the place. Advertised as a family hotel.......18-30's riot hole would be more accurate. Totalled about 5 hours sleep over a week due to constant screaming, banging, foul language and chants both in and outside the hotel all night.
Huge St Bernard dog barks all night accompanied by a cage of boisterous chickens and a rooster!!
It is NOT in palmanova but on the main thouroughfare to "the strip" in Magaluf.
Anyone not part of a hen or stag party appeared to be spending their entire holiday trying to get a transfer.
On a positive point.......two great chaps there all day and evening entertaining the few children that were there....hats off to them!
My advice......dont go there unless you are prepared to take all of the above!"

"There were 3 of us in our 1 bed apartment but on arrival there were only 2 hand towels and 1 bath towel, i went to reception to ask for some more and was treated as though i had pinched them, and believe me why anyone would pinch them, they were stained and marked and had holes in them when we eventually got some, they were that bad we all purchased new beach towels to use and did not use the ones provided.
The bedding also was a little suspicious, there were stains on the pillowcases and the sheets smelt of biscuits!!!

The room was a mess the furniture was falling to bits, there was no kettle, the microwave was dangerous we turned it on once and it was sparking and smoking, the fridge was filthy there was what looked like coffee spilt down it, the floors were covered in hair, the bath had hair in it, the toilet was dirty, the shower curtain had what looked like vomit on it, the whole room had not seen a paintbrush since it was built which looking at it was in the 60s, and the balcony furniture well it looked like there was poo on one of the chairs!!!
The maid service was non-existent they came in every day and made 2 out of 3 beds!!! they never changed the towels or swept or did anything else other than make 2 out of 3 beds.

This was not just our room other members of our party had rooms as bad it was the whole place.

The outside of the building needs painting and the corridoors needed a good clean, in the reception next to the stairs is what used to be a big fountain this looks like it has been emprty for years it was mouldy and had been used as a rubbish dump by people to throw burgers and cigarettes in whilst on there way up the stairs.

We all hired safe keys and where given the same key and could open each others safes so this was pointless, anyone in the hotel who has a safe key can access every safe in the hotel!! 

The pool area looked like you would get ill, the floor was disgusting and the sun beds were broken and very grubby, luckily we are beach people anyway."

"We had NO air conditioning, the cupboards in the kitchen area are hanging on by a mere thread, the bedroom curtains had graffitti on them and wouldnt close, the mattress had numerous stains on them, one member of our party had new sheets put on the bed that had holes in them, and when the matter was raised with the staff nothing was done to rectify it. 

The wardrobe had a thin piece of wire stretched across, presumably to be used to hang your clothes on, also the doors to the wardrobe didn't close. Tiles on the floor had numerous cracks on them - some were missing. The facilities provided in the kitchen were like something from the Ark! The rooms were supposedly cleaned and beds made each day, even old dirty sheets were used to remake the bed...(and im talking 'monthlys' girls...ewwwww!!!)

The only 'nice' room was the bathroom, but even then you didnt quite know whether you would be having a freezing or boiling shower of an evening!

The area in which the hotel is situated in is pleasant - if pleasant is your idea of staying awake all night listening to drunken idiots shouting as they walk up the street (which is where our bedroom window faced) and trekking up a 'slight hill' which would make Ranulph Fiennes shake in his boots! My calf muscles are twice the size they were I swear! Honestly, at the end of the evening we dreaded having to walk it, added to that the risk of 'running the gauntlet' of people constantly hassling you to drink or eat in their establishments. "

See here for the full reviews on this hotel.

Rosaire Hotel - Benidorm

Ok, I'll kick off the proceedings with my first pick.  I went to Benidorm once and had a good time but I did my research first and I didn't pick this hotel.

A lovely little 3-star hotel, it has an average rating of 2.27 from reviewers on TripAdvisor giving it a score of -0.73.  Here are some of the best bits:

"Please do not make the same mistake that my family and i did. We booked 2 weeks at the Rosaire on the internet and paid £2100.00 on the understanding it was a 3 star hotel. When we arrived the receptionist told me that they did not do twin rooms, even though they said they did on the internet. I was not happy as i have 5 kids and had wanted to be in twin rooms to be close. The balcony door had no red dots on it, my young son was going to run straight into it. There were 4 lights that did not work and worst of all, electrical wires were hanging above the sink. I told the rep and they were not fixed until some 48 hours later. The rooms are pokey, dirty and smelly. The balcony is useless as you cannot sit down and see over the thick plastic sheeting that has been screwed onto the balcony. The food was horrible. No kids menu, and was luke warm all the time. Several times we found hair in the food. The rep told me to use a microwave to warm the food up, ( i thought i booked a 3 star hotel, not a b&b). The pool is ice cold and in the shade. They have the same country & western singer outside the hotel, he sings the same songs EVERY night and the endless clapping and whooping of the line dancers is annoying. The high chairs were disgusting and the lifts only hold 4 people at a tine, so you always end up waiting around 10 to 15 minutes for one. Please look at other hotels as you will not get value for your money and will end up paying to eat out as i did for 2 weeks. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!"

"NOT IMPRESSED, by this so called 3 STAR HOTEL.
We were ther for 9 days and had the room cleaned only once.
We booked in Allinclusive,, The bar and resturant staff were any thing but nice and polite, very few could speak Basic English,the food was poor, and mainly cold, there were no hot plates or even warm plates.
At the bar even allthough you wore a wristband you had to give your room number, and you were only allowed two drinks at a time , be it water, beer or spirits, so if you wanted something else you had to go to the end of a very long queue, and start again.... And the Bar closed for allinclusive at 11 pm so from then on you had to pay.
No one at the hotel seemed to know how to smile
There is no one at the entrance of the resturant,so it's really a free for all,looking for a clean table.
Sorry but I would not recommend this hotel."

"We stayed at this hotel for 1 week at the beginning of May - NEVER AGAIN

* The reception staff are lazy and cannot be bothered to help you, everything is a chore! The can speak perfect English when they are asking you for money to pay for something but when you need their help it is a different story!

* The room is an ok size, however you could see damp marks on the ceiling and it did smell a bit. The cupboards and drawers were all dirty and stained.....I refused to put my clothes in the cupboard/drawers! The shower was pathetic and the shower curtain was mouldy. The balcony had table and two chairs but it had a stupid sheet of plastic over the front of the railings so you couldn't see anything unless you were standing up. The room did have a TV (you have to pay to get the remote control before you can watch it), but we never used it. 

* The lifts are a TOTAL NIGHTMARE. This hotel is on 12 floors (we were on 10) and there are two lifts, each holding a maximum of 4 people (at a push). One day we were there, one of the lifts had broken down. You have to wait ages for a lift when there are 2 working so you can imagine what it was like with only one!

* The Restaurant....oh dear where do I start. The staff need to learn to smile (1 female member of staff in particular!). They are in too much of a hurry to get you out - one day we had finished our soup and went to get our main meal and by the time we got back to the table, they had cleared it (including the drinks we had paid for!). I explained to the waiter that we had not finished and he reluctantly gave us another drink. The food is truly awful, and 9 times out of 10, the food is undercooked and cold. They even have a microwave for you to reheat the food but it is really dirty inside. The soup looks like dirty dish water most of the time and the bread rolls really are rock hard. It was impossible to cut them in half you had to tear them open with your hands but they ended up being too hard to eat anyway. The cutlery and plates were often dirty and a few of the soup bowls had large chips out of the sides - quite dangerous really.

* The pool area is not very nice, lots of rubbish and empyt water bottles lying around and quite a few of the sunbeds were broken. we didn't hang around there much. 

* The 'Entertainment' at the 'Rosaire Tavern'.....the singer is terrible, sings the same songs every night and sounds like he has a peg clipped on the end of his nose! You also had to queue for about 20minutes to get a drink - they are very understaffed (it is the same at the bar inside the hotel)

The only good thing about this hotel is it's location, very close to everything you need.

I loved Benidorm and would go back in a flash but I would NEVER go back to this hotel. I only wish I had believed the other reviews on here before I booked it."

"we have just returned from the worst holiday of our life the rosaire is the worst hotel we have been in it is dirty ,the food for an all inclusive hotel was apaulling the menu was almost identical for every meal. The waiting and resturant staff leave a lot to be desired in customer service. The rosaire tavern in the hotel has a severe insect problem we have dozens of bites and when we mentioned it to the reception staff they put their hand up and said nothing we can do which makes me wonder what other hotels do as we have been to benidorm twice a year for the last six years and have never been bitten before. There are no activities in the hotel apart from use of the tennis court , a lacal singer who is at best rubbish a visiting singer for less than an hour each night. The whole experience was a nightmare, So if you're looking for a nice clean relaxing holiday with good food and entertainment PLEASE DON"T go to rosaire"

"We have just returned from a week in benidorm. We stayed at the Hotel Rosaire what a load of rubbish it was awful.
We were all inclusive the food was rubbish and they only offered standard alcholic drinks. 
The staff were always misrable and spoke very little english. The entertainment at night was rubbish the singer was the same every night singing the same songs at the same time every night.
The rooms were small which didn't bother me that much but they put us on the 10th floor which would of been ok if the lifts didn't keep breaking down. The air conditioning didn't let out hardly any air i could of done better with a small hand fan.
Basically the hotel is the worst i have stayed in. However Benidorm its self was great and we are going to go back there next year something for everyone but i can safely say that we will not be staying at The Rosaire.
My advice to you is go to Benidorm its great!!! But stay clear away from this Hotel"

"Me and my family stayed at the rosaire from the 17aug till the 1st sept what a nightmare talk about getting stressed out hotel itself was very very basic there were 17 of us altogether. The food was atrocious there was no variation it seemed to be the same food over and over with just something extra added each mealtime we were told that there would be tea making facilities in the rooms there was none thank god we took our own kettle with us as I do not drink alchohol but I do look forward to my cuppa my two children never ate breakfast or evening meal at all in the hotel so it ended cost me a fair packet for them to eat out they both ended up at the doctors with ear infections from the pool and they wernt the only kids there that had ear infections the cleaning staff were lovely but the waiting on staff were so miserable you couldnt turn your head for two minutes and the would take your plate away without even asking you if you if you had finished i would definetly not recommend this hotel to anyone and it wasnt just our group that felt like this nearly everyone we spoke to said exactly the same . I couldnt wait to get home!"

"It was the worst hotel i have ever stayed in. The room was like a prison cell and we had to request for a maid to clean the room again when we arrived it was very dirty. I was there with my friend for a week. On the second night all my friends money was stolen from her case in the room, the police were called there was no forced entry to the room, but the money was gone. I found the hotel staff very unhelpful when this happened and were very reluctant to call the police. The smelll when you walked in the hotel was disgusting. I never attempted to try the food or go in the pool, it looked horrible, i went to the beach everyday. The all inclusive was a joke."

"This was our third visit to Benidorm as we absolutely love the entertainment,however this was the worst hotel we have stayed in,the room was dingy,the pool was freezing although the weather was glorious,we were all inclusive but to get a drink or something to eat out of dining times was a nightmare as you have to queu up at a bar with only one man serving and doing the light cooking services then you have to tell him your room number while he puts all the information on computer eg. what you have had each time you go to the bar.I always suffer with prickly heat but to suffer with bites that i can only presume i got from bed bugs ,as you didnt see anything flying round was horrendous and it wasnt only me each person you saw in the hotel seemed to have bites all over them.We only saw a rep once and to wait and complain would have wasted half a days holiday as loads of people were waiting to speak to him.On the first morning after arriving my husband went to sit on the small balcony only to fall flat on the floor cut his head and a big scratch down his leg because the chairs were broken."

"Just got back from a week in this hell hole they like to call a hotel!!
I have been to Benidorm about 20 times and stayed in all kinds of hotels but this by far is the worse ever!! The only good thing it had going for it was that it was central and thats it the bad things I will list for you as there are so many!!!!!
1. Dingy, tatty old fashioned and dirty in public areas and bedrooms.
2. Staff vile and unfriendly
3. Drinks watered down to near enough water
4. Air Con not working in the bedrooms
5. Bitten to death when I never have been before and not sure if they were in the beds
6. Entertainment was really grim in the evening
7. Food not cooked and cold most days
8. 2 tiny lifts covering 12 floors
9. 1 member of staff on the upstairs bar and he is so slow and miserable and every thing you buy goes in a computer against your hotel room (very strange)
I hated every minute of this holiday and would say even if its cheap it isn't cause not only do you need to eat out all the time but also have to go out to drink too.
DONT DO IT PLEASSSSSSEEEEE"

"Stayed in the rosaire with my partner 2 young kids under 5 and 2 relatives in ther 40,s. The reception looked dated the minute we walked in then onto the rooms ??? what a dump i,ve slept in nicer prison cells lol the room had a bad smell of sewage when i complained the hotel said it was an external sewage problem and lots of guests had complained. The main room was seperated by a scabby curtain where there lay what i thought was o coffin with no lid, but i was assured it was some sort of bed. The food was lets just say GORDON RAMSAY would be using every swear word in his vocabulary it was bland,tasteless and cold the meats were fatty with cochroaches actually running from the restuarant."

"was booked through travel agent to stay 12 days -this hotel is no cheaper than other 3 star hotels in benidorm - we have been going to benidorm now for about 8 years, at least twice a year, so have stayed in many of benidorms hotels, this hotel did not satisfy even the most basic requirements. The hotel is tired and the staff appear the same. No cleaning routine at all, the bedrooms are so basic and unwelcoming. The food was re-cycled each day, what wasn't eaten at tea came out again at dinner the following day - fresh bread every three days -on our fifth day we asked for fresh bread as the bread available was stale- we were told very nicely that no fresh bread until the following day -. WE PACKED UP AND LEFT -PAID AGAIN TO STAY THE REST OF OUR HOLIDAY IN ANOTHER HOTEL -RATED THE SAME 3 STAR -SAME PRICE PER DAY BUT AFTER THE ROSAIRE WAS LIKE GOING TO FIVE STAR LUXURY. YOU DO NOT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!"

"This hotel should be demolished,first off its old and tatty,so you would imagine they would make an effort to make your stay more enjoyable,no chance.The room stank like a doss house,beds where old and smelly,the shower was a death trap.They need to change the sheets every day to stop the smell coming through.
Food is basic,mainly chicken or pork and the eggs at breakfast were see through they were so under cooked and every day people complained so they,d cook a few then start serving raw again,salmonella waiting to happen.
Most of staff were ignorant although some did there best ,it was a loosing battle,
The pool area was a disgrace with only a few beds not broken or collapsing on you.
Dont think about going all inclusive as the drinks are basic local brew with hardly any choice,anything else you have to pay for,what a rip off.
We had a late booking so went on the advice of the travel agent and as we took my husbands mother and aunt we just made the best of it otherwise we,d have got out of there fast.
It was the longest 10 days of our lives,I could go on for an hour but its making me ill just thinking about it.
WHAT A HELL HOLE"

"We stayed in the Hotel Rosaire recently and it is the worst hotel I have stayed in, we went All Inclusive and the food was awful, always pork with something and rice pudding for desert. The alcohol was horrible but lager ok, the location and staff were the only good part of this hotel, holidaymakers found a cockroach in the lamb stew!!!!
The sun disappeared around the front of the hotel and left the pool in the shade for most of the afternoon, sunbeds were dirty and queues in the Tavern for drinks due to there only being one staff member on duty.
Im not one to complain and easily pleased, however this needed to be reported, I have no idea how this made a three star hotel....."

Ok, Ok, that's enough, there's so many bad reviews of this hotel that we could keep going for pages if we wanted; do you?  As always, there are some good reviews for this hotel although these aren't anywhere near as funny to read.  In the interests of fair balance, please go here and read both the good and the bad before deciding if this is truely the worst hotel in the world.